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賣快克嗎?(快克: 高度提純可卡因藥丸) You sell crack?
別緊張 我只在電視上演警察 No, it's cool. I'm only a cop on TV.
要多少來著...好極了 How much... right on.
這是快克? Is this crack?
你知道怎么用嗎? You know how to do it?
是的 是的 你好 Yes. Yes, hello.
我的身體有點毛病 I'm having a medical situation.
好吧 其實我沒有肚臍 Yeah, okay,I don't have a belly button.
本該長肚臍的地方沒有肚臍 I do not have a belly buttonwhere I should on my belly,
我很著急 不知道是不是... and I'm concernedbecause I don't know if that's...
一個人沒肚臍還能活下去嗎? Can a person livewithout a belly button?
想想看 人生下來就該有肚臍... 'Cause if you think about it,you're born with one...
要是沒有 就是還沒出生 and if you don't have oneyou're unborn,
于是 是不是還活著就變得不可琢磨 and it's really hazywhether you're alive or not.
我想我是在琢磨... I guess I'm wondering...
...我還活著嗎? ...am I alive?
難道我是上帝? Or what if I'm God?
我想我不需要救護車 I don't think I need an ambulance,
不過我應該去醫院 but I should probablygo to the hospital.
是的 應該去 Yeah, I should.
第一部分 囚徒
好像你沒干過這種糗事似的! Like you've never done worse!
好吧 沒錯 他搞壞了一輛車 Okay, yes, he totaled a car,
但那是部排廢氣污染環境的車 but it wasan environmentally friendly car.
這個怎么不報道? Why doesn't thatget reported?
他很悲傷 感覺被出賣了一樣 He was heartbroken, betrayed.
你說你能理解 可是你沒理解...你理解不了 You say you understand,but you don't... you can't.
你就是那個羅馬巨人 火神伏爾干 You're like a big, giant Vulcan.
他來了 過會兒打給你 He's coming.I'll call you later.
嗨 我是瑪格麗特 為羅拉工作 Hi. Margaret.I work for Lola.
我叫加里 我知道 Gary. I know.
我們得從后面出去 We need to go out the back.
前面有記者? 有几個 Are there reporters out front?A few.
不像休﹒格蘭特級的 更像小羅伯特﹒唐尼 Not Hugh Grant level,more like Robert Downey Jr.
他破門進了別人的房子 睡在小孩的床上 When he broke into that family's houseand slept in the kid's bed.
我幫羅伯特從第四集做到第六集 I handled episodes twothrough four for Robert,
所以 這種事成了我的專長 so this sort of thingis my specialty.
好了 如是告訴你 這房子很容易著火 Okay, just so it's said,this house is flammable.
我不是故意燒掉房子的 I didn't meanto burn down my house.
是啊 我也不是故意花10年暴飲暴食來戒酒的 Yeah, and I didn't mean to eat my wayinto a ten-year shame spiral,
但事實如此 承認了對健康有好處 but I did, and it's healthierto acknowledge it.
這幢容易著火的房子 So, this flammable house
屬于羅拉的一個傳說般的顧客 belongs to one of Lola'sother fabulous clients,
后者正在多倫多拍一個電視劇的試播版 who is currently shootinga pilot in Toronto.
一個演員? 編劇 An actor? Writer.
好了 接下來的六周 把這兒當成自己的家吧(西班牙語) So, for the next six weeks,su casa es su casa.
他的衣服隨便穿好了 I say feel free to wear his clothes.
到時候他會嚇一跳 He'll probably geta sick thrill out of it.
以為有同性戀 The gays.
他養狗 He has dogs.
是的 都去了一個夏令營 Yeah, they're away at summer camp.
來 試試床 Now, try the bed.
不錯 It's fine.
舒服嗎? 當然 Comfortable? Sure.
聽著 加里 我知道一切都很瘋狂很壓抑 Look, Gary, I know thishas been crazy and stressful.
我希望你能感到安全和舒適 I want you to feelsafe and comfortable.
是的 你得知道 我是你的粉絲 I do. I'm a fan of yours, you know.
你最熱心的粉絲! Your number-one fan!
但要是你把事情搞砸了 But if you fuck this up,
我會用榔頭敲碎你的腳踝 I will smash your ankleswith a sledgehammer.
到時候你我都不會覺得舒適 And that wouldn't be comfortablefor either one of us.
九條狗跑過曠野 Nine dogs ran through the field.
考拉坐在樹上 The koala sits in the tree.
電腦聲音識別技朮 It's computer voice-recognition.
不管白天黑夜 系統可能在一天任何時候打電話過來 The parole system can callyou any time, day or night.
要是電話響了5聲之后你還不去接 If you don't pick upwithin five rings,
警察會趕來 然后把你扔進牢里 the police comeand haul your ass off.
要是我不在屋子里呢? What if I'm not here?
所以這才叫"家中軟禁" That's why they call it"house arrest."
你就呆在房子里 You stay inside your house.
他能聽明白 我保証 He can take direction,I promise.
我一天來兩次 看看你的情況 I'll be coming by twice a dayto check up on you.
除我之外你不能和其他人接觸... I should bethe only person coming by...
包括各類朋友 海洛因販子 no pals, no buddies,no heroin dealers.
我不抽海洛因 I don't do heroin.
是啊 還是快克高級點 Yeah, crack is classy.
我也不會給你買色情電影 And I'm not buying you porn.
電視上有自慰節目 There's spray-per-viewon cable.
很好 我真的不太關心 Great, 'cause I reallywasn't concerned
我的事業 家庭 以及未來 about my career,family, or future.
我只想手淫 讓我看看你的手機 I just wanted to jerk off.Let me see your phone.
得了 我所有號碼都在手機里 Come on, all my numbersare in there.
打電話時隨便撥10個數字 Dial ten digits at random.
無論誰接了都比手機里的那些人強 Whoever answers will be betterthan the people on that phone.
你有我的號碼 還有外賣菜單 You have my cell number,you have delivery menus.
你不會有事 好嗎? You're fine, right?
這樣可不好 Bad idea.
祝你快樂! Be good!
別找了 Keep it.
某人企圖破壞証據 Someone was tryingto destroy the evidence.
某人失敗了 Someone failed.
一旦我們把樣品帶回犯罪實驗室... Once we get these samplesback to the crime lab...
就知道誰是真正的凶手了 we'll knowwho the real killer is.
誰在那兒? Somebody there?
有人嗎! Hello!
你好? Hello?
是的 Yes.
九頭獵豹穿過叢林 Nine leopardsran through the jungle.
我在店里買了兩個蛋糕 I bought two cakesat the store.
房子鬧鬼了 The house is haunted.
有某個精神... There's a zeitgeistor some...
是吵鬧鬼 不可能 Poltergeist, and no.
可能是老鼠 洛杉磯到處是老鼠 Maybe they were rats.L.A.'s teeming with rats.
它們躲在棕櫚樹里 They live in the palm trees.
也許吧 Maybe.
好了 你知道 我有心理治療師的執照 Okay, you know,I'm a licensed psychotherapist.
真的? Really?
不 我是個公關 No, I'm a publicist.
我的工作是觀察別人對你的看法 My job is whatother people think of you,
不是你對自己的看法 所以你要好好干 not what you think of yourself,so pull your shit together.
還差這么一點我就能讓 I am this close to getting
克里斯汀﹒沃爾什來接替你在巡禮里的工作 Christine Walsh to doyour piece in Parade.
巡禮? 我最討厭巡禮了 Parade? I fucking hate Parade.
大家都討厭巡禮 Everybody hates Parade,
但看犯罪實驗室的觀眾喜歡瑪莉蓮﹒莎凡 but the people that watch Crim9 Lablove their Marilyn Vos Savant.
已經有人感到懺悔 也許節目的編劇 One heartfelt act of contrition,and maybe the show writer
不會在接下來几季里砍掉你的角色 won't kill off your characterbetween seasons.
我向天發誓 要是你給我搞砸的話... I swear to God,if you go bat-shit on me...
我沒瘋 I'm not crazy.
千真萬確 千真萬確 Exactly. Exactly.
對不起! 我很抱歉 Sorry! I'm sorry.
在這里 你左邊 Over here, to your left.
是右邊 抱歉 右邊 Right. Sorry, right.
你一定不信 我是在練習打球入洞 I was practicing my putting,if you can believe that.
不會吧 Not really.
好吧 也許我是想借機 Okay, maybe I wasjust looking for a way
認識一下犯了罪的鄰居 to meet my infamous neighbor.
你瞧 我也被軟禁在家中了 You see, I'm under house arrest too.
你干了什么? What'd you do?
我和我丈夫發生了性關系 I had sex with my husband.
是很可怕 That's awful.
九個月后我生了賈登 Nine months later,I had Jaden.
她就在那兒 That's her over there.
她很漂亮 She's a cutie.
這回又得睡上... She's sleeping for another...
17分鐘 她喜歡有規律的生活 Seventeen minutes.She likes to keep to a schedule.
她一定覺得很無聊 She seems really boring.
是的 She is.
你很有錢 You're rich.
干嗎不找個厄瓜多爾保姆? Shouldn't you havea nanny from Ecuador?
我是加拿大人 I'm Canadian.
不能在美國工作 Can't work in the U.S.
再者 事事都親力親為能讓我 Plus, I want to keepthis air of moral superiority
保持精神上的優越感 by doing everything myself.
非常的加拿大 Very Canadian.
謝謝 Thanks.
賈登2點30分左右還要下來 Jaden goes down againaround 2:30.
也許我們還能在這里見面? Maybe I could stop by?
到時候我一定會在這里 I'm pretty sure I'll be here.
這是個約會 It's a date.
是嗎? Is it?
順便告訴你 我叫莎拉 我叫加里 I'm Sarah, by the way. Gary.
是啊 我知道 Yeah, I know.
認知
為了這世上最美好的 "The best of all possible worlds."
怎么 Okay.
伏爾泰的 《老實人》 你真喜歡看? Voltaire, Candide.Are you actually reading it?
我想是的 I thought I was.
很抱歉我失約了 賈登發燒了 Sorry I bailed.Jaden had a fever.
她挺讓人煩的 How boring of her.
祝賀喬遷新居! Housewarming gift!
魔鬼之飲 Demon liquor.
關鍵是我還能喝 來之前我就很興奮 And the best part is I can drink it.I pumped before I came.
我也是 So did I.
很難証明我只是想 It's hard to provethat I was only trying
燒掉前女友的那些東西 不是整幢房子 to burn my ex-girlfriend's stuffand not the entire house.
是啊 火有時候就是難以琢磨 Yeah, fire's tricky that way.
是啊 那你呢? Yeah. How 'bout you?
有縱火史嗎? Any history of arson?
還真被你說中了... Strangely enough...
我就知道 我看到了你眼中的那點火星 I knew it. I could seethat little spark.
不能算是縱火 Well, it wasn't arson, probably.
當我還是個小女孩 家里房子著了火 When I was a little girl,our house caught on fire.
哦 見鬼 Oh, shit.
我永遠不會忘記爸爸臉上的表情 I'll never forget the lookon my father's face
當時他抱起我們就往外跑 as he gathered me upin his arms and raced
穿過火海一直跑到馬路上 through the burning buildingout onto the pavement.
我站在那兒 穿著睡衣發抖 I stood there,shivering in my pajamas,
看著眼前的一切被燒為灰燼 and watched the whole worldgo up in flames.
當一切都結束時 我對自己說 And when it was over,I said to myself,
"大火也不過如此而已?" "Is that all there is to a fire?"
也不過如此而已? Is that all there is?
要是如此而已的話 我的朋友 If that's all there is, my friends
那我們跳舞吧 Then let's keep dancing
讓我們倒好酒 Let's break out the booze
進行狂歡 And have a ball
要是如此而已的話 If that's all there is
然后我遇到了世上最棒的男孩 And then I metthe most wonderful boy in the world.
我們在河邊漫步 We would take long walksby the river.
几個小時坐在那里注視對方 We'd sit for hoursgazing into each other's eyes.
我們陷入了熱戀之中 We were so very much in love.
然后有一天他走了 And then one day he went away,
我以為我會死 但我沒有 and I thought I'd die, but I didn't.
于是 我對自己說 And when I didn't, I said to myself,
"愛情也不過如此而已?" "Is that all there is to love?"
也不過如此而已 Is that all there is
要是如此而已的話 我的朋友 If that's all there is, my friends
那我們... Then let's keep...
我知道你們在想什么 I know what you're thinking.
如果她就是這么想的 為何不做個了結呢? If that's the way she feels about it,why doesn't she just end it all?
哦 不 Oh, no.
我不急于面對最后那刻的失望 I'm in no hurryfor that final disappointment.
就像我站在這里面對你們一樣 I know as sure as I'mstanding here talking to you,
我可以確信地說 當最后的一刻來臨時 that whenthat final moment comes
當我咽下最后一口氣 and I'm breathing my last breath,
到時我會對自己說... I'll be saying to myself...
也不過如此而已 Is that all there is
要是如此而已的話 我的朋友 If that's all there is, my friends
那我們跳舞吧 Then let's keep dancing
讓我們倒好酒 進行狂歡 Let's break out the boozeand have a ball
也不過... If that's all...
我得走了 什么? I need to go. What?
抱歉 抱歉 Sorry, sorry.
我的鞋呢? Where are my shoes?
等一下 抱歉 Wait, just... Sorry.
不用擔心 Don't worry about it. Just...
我得走了 再見 I should go. Good-bye.
你還回來嗎? You coming back?
尋找九
如果知更鳥不歌唱 And if that mockingbird won't sing
媽媽會去給你找寶藏 Mama's gonna buy youa diamond ring
如果大車大馬都摔倒 And if that cart and bull fall down
你就成了鎮上最甜蜜的小寶寶 You'll still be the sweetestlittle baby in town
晚安 小寶貝 Good night, sweetheart.
晚安 Good night.
小貓說 The cat says, "Meow."
小豬說 The pig says, "Oink."
奶牛說 The cow says, "Moo."
小狗說"九 The dog says, "Nine.
九 九 九 九" Nine, nine, nine, nine."
你好? Hello?
是的 Yes.
兩列火車穿過森林 Two trains run through the forest.
九 九 九 九 九... Nine, nine, nine, nine, nine...
他媽的 Fuck.
上帝 你把我嚇得夠嗆 Jesus, you scaredthe shit out of me.
什么...我不懂...抱歉 What... I don't... I'm sorry.
哦 不 我... Oh, no, I'm...
我很好 我沒事 是的 I'm fine. I'll be fine, yeah.
你父母呢? Where are your parents?
不 不 不 你爸爸媽媽 你爸爸媽媽在哪兒? No, no, no, your mom and dad.Where's your mom and dad?
我不懂你在說些什么 I don't know what you're saying.
聽著 嗨 聽著 我不會打手語 Look, hey, look,I don't speak that,
你從哪兒來 就回哪兒去 so just go backto wherever you came from.
你不該出來 不 不 不 回去... You shouldn't be out here.No, no, no. Go...
你一個人在外面不安全 你應該回家 好么? It's not safe for you to be out here.You should go back, okay?
哦 該死 Oh, shit.
認知
晚上好 警官 Evening, Officers.
再說一遍 家中軟禁意味著你只能呆在屋里 Once again, house arrest meansyou stay inside your house.
這個就像電子感應圈 Think of it likean electronic leash.
如果你離開基地超過100英尺 If you even go more than100 feet from the base station,
警察就趕到 把你關進牢里 the cops come,and they throw your ass in jail.
要是你想摘掉的話 警察也會趕來 If you ever try to take it off,the cops come,
照樣把你關進牢里 and they throw your ass in jail.
要是發現這里有毒品或者酒... If they ever detect drugsor alcohol in your system...
警察會趕來 把我關進牢里 Cops come.Throw my ass in jail.
不 我先教訓你 No, I kick your ass.
然后警察趕來把你關進牢里 Then the cops comeand throw your ass in jail.
我還要接電話嗎? Do I still have to answer the phone?
現在開始由我來接 我會搬進客房住 I'll be doing that from now on.I'm moving into the guest room.
我不需要保姆 I don't need a babysitter.
可一切跡象表明你需要 Despite all evidenceto the contrary.
別擔心 我是個很棒的室友 Don't worry,I'm a cool roomie.
你以為誰教會了阿弗萊克賭博的? Who do you think taughtAffleck how to gamble?
希望不會再聽到這種聲音! Let's never hear that again!
...97 98 99 ...ninety-seven,ninety-eight, ninety-nine.
100英尺 One hundred feet.
瞧 你世界的邊緣 Behold, the edge of your world.
世界之內 世界之外 In the world,out of the world.
世界之內 世界之外... In the world,out of the world...
嗨 我在跳舞! Hey, I'm dancing!
當然了 絕對是 Sure, absolutely.
然后那人就說 "懂擊劍嗎?" So the guy's like,"Do you know fencing?"
我說 "看我這樣子就是行家" And I say, "That's what it sayson my headshot."
謊話 哦 一貫如此 一貫如此 Lies. Oh, always. Always.
然后他問我 "花劍還是重劍?" So he says to me,"Foil or epi?"
重劍! 然后我說我兩者都不錯... Ep e! And I say I'm about equal in both...
真是真的! 當然了 Which is true! Exactly.
反正 他就把這把科南神劍沖我丟了過來 好笑吧 Anyway, he throws methis fucking Conan sword, right?
然后他就追著我跑 And then he just startsgoing after me.
我一個勁地揮劍 I'm just swinging.
我只想活著 閉著眼睛拼命 I'm just trying to stay alive,right, with my eyes closed,
結果我不小心割了他耳朵 and I end up accidentallycutting his ear.
你割掉了他的耳朵? You cut off his ear?
是的...不 不 就一小塊 Yeah... well, no, no,just a little, right.
但最后我得到了工作 But I ended up getting the job.
等等 你演過《加勒比海盜》? Wait, you were inPirates of the Caribbean?
是啊 不 不 Yeah. No, no.
不 不是電影 是騎手 No, not the movie, the ride.
我就像是 "大海航行靠舵手" I was all, like, "Arr, keepboth hands inside the boat."
別 別指著我 Don't. No finger.
晚安 奸夫 Good night, fuckface.
晚安 淫婦 Good night, you filthy whore.
真是難以置信 It's incredible.
每當我看到這個 總是感覺...該死 Whenever I see them,I always feel like... damn.
我生不逢時 I was born at the wrong time.
千真萬確 Exactly.
那個看守呢? 去雜貨店了 Where's the warden? Groceries.
十足的小太太 Quite the little missus.
賈登怎么樣了? 無聊 How's Jaden? Boring.
我沒能體會到你們倆在一起回味的兒時歲月 We haven't had nearly the grand old timeyou two have been having.
你一直在看著 You've been watching.
好吧 其實我不想管你的風流韻事 Well, I don't wantto meddle in your affairs.
我的風流韻事? My affairs?
人人都需要愛情 這我懂 Everyone needs affection.I get it.
我不明白 你是吃醋了? I don't. Are you seriously jealous?
正好相反 我只想保護她 The opposite.I just want to protect her.
為什么? 因為你 From what? From you.
瞧瞧你 你的約會對象有模特 女演員 網球運動員 Look at you. You date models,actresses, tennis players.
是嗎? Yeah?
從1到10 你只會滿足于那些"9" On a scale of one to ten,you belong with the nines.
我們都知道少了 你是不會滿足的 We both knowyou won't settle for less.
那些"9"呢? What are the nines?
什么? What?
"尋找'9'"? "Look for the nines"?
不是我的 It's not mine.
這是你的手跡 不是我寫的 It's your handwriting. I didn't write it.
好吧 Okay.
小徑...小徑...自由出入的小徑! Allee... allee... all come free.
什么? What?
沒什么 Nothing.
別鬧了 你說什么? Seriously. What?
沒什么 我還以為你... Nothing. I thought you were...
算了吧 好了 對不起 Forget it. Done. Sorry.
你好 嗨 Hiya. Hi.
什么? What?
我接下電話 I have to take this.
這是誰的好主意 Who thoughtit was a good idea
讓科特妮走進一家陶器店? to let Courtneyinto a pottery shop?
我知道你是誰 I know who you are.
真的嗎 我知道你是干嗎的 Really. I know what you are.
要是你再接近他... If you come near him again...
你會怎么樣? You'll what?
你會把我怎么樣? What are you gonna do about it?
抱歉 他叫你什么來著? Sorry, what's he calling you?
瑪格麗特 Margaret.
我喜歡這名字 瑪格麗特 非常棒 I like that. Margaret. Classic.
你干嗎不讓他一個人呆著? 一個人? Why don't you leave him alone? Alone?
他不能一個人呆著 他是個演員 He can't be left alone.He's an actor.
要是沒人看他 他就不算存在 If no one's watching him,he doesn't really exist.
要提醒你的是... And for the record...
至少我沒有騙他 I'm not the one deceiving him.
他遲早會發現的 He'll figure it out eventually,
如果他發現了 你說他會怪誰? and when he does, who do youthink he's going to blame?
晚安 小滑頭 Good night, rat face.
晚安 Good night.
嗨 鄰居 Hey, neighbor.
很抱歉上次我有點失態 Sorry for the psychotic episode.
好吧 Okay.
你還好吧? Are you okay?
居然和瘋子納什一樣研究報紙 You look a little Beautiful Mind-ish.
"9"這個數字會出現几次? How many times shouldthe number nine come up?
從概率上講? Probablistically?
"從概率上講"? "Probablistically"?
你懂我的意思 You know what I mean.
十次里面有一次 One time out of ten.
要是每次都出現呢? How about every time?
當你在找它的時候 它會不斷出現 But they only show upwhen you look for them.
尋找數字改變了某些事務 Looking for them changes things.
有些只是價格 肯定會有很多"9" Some of these are prices,and there's gonna be a lot of nines.
肯定有問題 There's something wrong.
這個世界有問題 There's something wrongwith the world.
我能把你弄出去 不過你得相信我 I can get you out of here,but you have to trust me.
早上好 一切順利? Good morning.Everything okay?
桃色的 Peachy.
桃色好啊 我喜歡桃子 Peachy's good.I like peaches.
要咖啡嗎? You want coffee?
好吧 Yeah.
我該怎么做? What do I do?
你相信我嗎? Do you trust me?
你沒事吧? You okay?
有事 No.
告訴我那些"9"的事 Tell me about the nines.
那些"9"? The nines?
那些"9" The nines.
不太容易說清楚 It's sort of hard to start there.
盡量說 別告訴我那只是我的想象 Try, and don't tell meI'm imagining it,
這個數字無處不在 我想知道為什么 'cause they're showing up everywhere,and I want to know why.
你說呢? Best guess?
那是你的潛意識 讓你了解原來的自己 They're your subconscioustrying to remind you who you are.
我是一個"9"? I'm a nine?
是的 Yes.
脫離背景就沒有任何意義的數字 Doesn't make much senseout of context.
現在你還理解不了 但是... You're not gonnaunderstand this yet, but...
我們認識已經有 大概25年了 we've known each otherfor, like, 25 years.
我12歲那年的一天 One day when I was 12,
你突然打電話給我 you called me out of the blue
從那時起我們就開始聊天了 and we've been talkingever since.
聊天 Talking.
通過電話 On the phone, usually.
來這兒之前我從沒見過你 I never met youbefore I came here.
你 加里 是從沒見過我 You, Gary, never met me, no,
但是 你不總是... but you're not always...
我能理解你會有點迷惑 I can understandwhy you're a little confused.
不 不 No, no.
我非常困感 I'm a lot confused.
想聽解釋嗎? Theories?
這是在做夢? 不是 This is all a dream? No.
我一直在昏迷? 不是 I'm in a coma? No.
難道我死了? Then I'm dead?
這里是地獄 煉獄還是哪里? This is hell or a purgatoriumor something?
好吧 煉獄是神話里羅馬人嘔吐的地方 Okay, purgatoriumis where Romans vomited,
不 這是現實 毋庸置疑 but no, this is as realas anything can be.
什么意思? What does that mean?
一切事物都保持著原貌 Everything is what it is,
但你認為的自己不是原來的自己 but you're notwho you think you are.
上帝 不 加里 別這樣 God, no, Gary, please don't.
你不能相信她 她是一個"9" You can't trust her.She's a nine.
你不知道自己在干什么 You don't knowwhat you're doing.
好吧 要是我穿過這條線會怎么樣? Okay, so what happensif I cross this line?
我不知道 但那樣不好 I don't know,but it's not good.
見鬼 Shit.
第二部分 真人 秀
銀幕背后 前情提要 Previouslyon Behind the Screen...
加文﹒泰勒是當今最好的電視編劇之一 Gavin Taylor is oneof the best TV writers out there.
每家廣播公司都期望與他合作 Every network would killto work with him.
很高興見到你! 看上去不錯 Good to see you!You look wonderful.
我叫加文﹒泰勒 是個電影及電視編劇 My name's Gavin Taylor.I'm a film and television writer.
認知是個每集1小時的節目 Knowing is a one-hour drama
講的是一個女人的丈夫失蹤了 about a womanwhose husband disappears.
而她相信自己女兒是這個陰謀的關鍵 She believes that her daughteris the key to a dark conspiracy.
就像是60年代ABC的《亡命天涯》 Even way back into The Fugitive,where they didn't have
不是每一集都要靠精心營造的沖突高潮 the full setupand the payoff in each episode.
認知不會像犯罪實驗室那樣 Knowing is notgonna be Crim9 Lab,
不像流行的懸疑劇 怎么看都能 not the popular kind ofmystery shows that are out there
獲悉一切答案 where we get all the answers.
羅杰感興趣的是如今 ...trying to figure out how long
觀眾的注意力會集中多長時間 is the attention spanof today's audience.
所以 請你概括一下這個節目 So, boil it down for me.
用一句話來描述它的特點 以此來說服羅杰 Give me one line that wecan really set Roger on fire with.
基本上 它就像《魔鬼聖嬰》(羅曼﹒波蘭斯基影片) Basically, it's likeRosemary's Toddler.
我最喜歡的電影 那是我最喜歡的電影 My favorite movie.That's my favorite film.
還沒走出門就賣掉了 We sold it in the room.
告訴我羅杰喜歡這個劇本 Just tell me Rogerliked the script.
你要去拍試播版了 You're shooting a pilot.
梅麗莎﹒麥卡錫是我節目第一而且是唯一的主演人選 Melissa McCarthy is my firstand only choice for the lead.
我給你寫了個節目 給你的 ...writing a showfor you. For you.
真的嗎? 是的 Really? Yes.
加文和我永遠是好朋友 Gavin and I have beenfriends forever.
參加認知劇組的拍攝是件令人高興的事 It's delightful to be workingon Knowing,
而且 毫不夸張地說 and it's, you know,not surprisingly,
我們有非常棒的劇本 出色的演員 a fantastic script,and it's a great cast.
吉爾莫女孩的確不錯 Gilmore Girls has been great,
可是你得知道 我很高興來到這里 but, you know,I'm excited to go
來參演一部非常棒的電視劇 and to have somethingthis great to go into.
我完全信任加文 I totally trust Gavin.
只有在加拿大拍我們才負擔得起 The only way we can affordto shoot the pilot is in Canada.
我不能相信我們在拍攝...15天的攝制跟... I can't believe we're shooting it...A 15-day shoot versus...
我可不想在這問題上以勝者自居 This is not an argumentI'm going to win.
不敢相信這一走就是6個星期 It's really hard to think aboutleaving for six weeks.
狗狗啊 Puggies.
開始 Action.
加文﹒泰勒 總編劇/監制
狗狗! Puggies!
你兄弟呢? Where's your brother?
回來的感覺真奇怪 It's just so weird being back.
好像這里已經不是我的家 It just doesn't feel likemy house anymore.
到目前為止 At this stage,
你手上有寫好的劇本和拍好的片子 you have the script that you wroteand the film that you shot,
但你不知道兩者是如何結合的 but you don't know howit's gonna come together.
你只知道它應該帶給人的那種感覺 You just know howyou want it to feel.
認知
明白嗎? 要用手按一下 Understand?You have to use big girl hands.
想看看今天我們都去了哪兒? You want to seewhere we were today?
好吧 按播放 這個鍵 Okay, hit play. This button.
這個是你 這個是爸爸 There's you and there's Daddy.
像個小明星嘛 Oh, a little movie star.
他很快就會回來 別著急 Oh, he'll be back soon.Don't you worry.
我不明白是否還需要這個平淡的開篇 I don't know if we needthe cold open.
我覺得應該直入故事的主題 I think we want to getright to the story.
故事本身就很強大 你說什么? The story's so strong. Excuse me?
是否可以把此刻瑪麗顯得慌張的原因 Is there any waywe could be more clear
表現得清楚明了一點? about why Mary'sso freaked out at that moment?
喔...我覺得這符合戲劇化的要求 Wow... I think it'spretty obvious and dramatic.
是的 的確很戲劇化 但是你得知道 It is, it's dramatic,but, you know,
這一季羅杰關心的是 that's Roger'sbig thing this season,
千萬不能使觀眾感到迷惑 is never let the audiencebe confused.
哦 上帝 你的意思是要去掉一大塊 Oh, my God, that's justa huge thing to remove.
不 只是...你知道的 看看沒有這一塊效果如何 No, it's just, you know,let's see it without it.
是詼諧 你知道 其實生活充滿了奇怪的瞬間 Humor. You know, life is fullof funny little strange moments.
是否可以借此讓人們 比方說 捧腹大笑... I'm just wondering if therecould be, like, not a belly laugh...
我請蘇珊來看粗剪 我相信她的品味 I invited Susan to see a rough cutbecause I trust her taste.
更重要的是 我相信她也代表了羅杰的品味 More importantly, I trust heras a barometer of Roger's taste.
...給觀眾那么一點... ...to give the audience a little...
是啊 我的意思是... Yeah, I mean...
遺憾的是 在這個過程中 Unfortunately, in this process,
將由一個人來做最后定奪 這個人就是羅杰 it comes down to the decision ofone person, and that person's Roger.
不妨今天我們一起去 I was thinkingwe could all go down
墨西哥餐廳吃晚餐 to El Cholo for dinner tonight.
到時候你要藍玉米肉卷嗎? How do you feel aboutsome blue corn enchiladas?
爸爸回來叫他一起去嗎? Should we ask Daddywhen he gets back?
他不會回來了 He's not coming back.
好 停 Okay, stop.
你在諾艾爾的這個鏡頭后插一句台詞 We just need to slip a wild linefor you over the shot of Noelle.
什么台詞? What's the line?
"你怎么可能" "How could you."
你怎么可能 你怎么可能 How could you. How could you.
這句話就像是合法的吸毒工具 It sounds like kosherdrug paraphernalia.
"嗨 施穆里! 注意那句‘你怎么可能’" "Hey, Schmuley!Have a hook on the Hookajew."
我知道 只是試播版而已 I know. It's justfor the test screening.
難道觀眾會不明白? They really thinkpeople won't get it?
遲鈍的人可能明白不了 The dumb people might not.
節目不是為那些遲鈍的人准備的 I didn't think we weremaking the show for dumb people.
是的 Yeah.
他不會回來了 He's not coming back.
你怎么可能? How could you?
你怎么可能?! How could you?!
你怎么可能 How could you.
你怎么可能...? How could you...?
再來一次 你怎么可能? One more. How could you?
停 很好 Cut. Perfect.
我覺得很骯臟 我就喜歡這樣 I feel so dirty. That's how I like it.
我喜歡這一句 I like that one.
我要感謝今天來的每一個人 I want to thank you allvery much for coming.
我們的節目是認知 全新的試播版 The show is Knowing.It's a brand-new pilot.
今天 在座的各位 你們將最先看到這個節目 Here, in this audience today,you are the very first people to see it,
看完節目后 我會再過來 and after it's over,I will come back here
大家就各自的想法填一份評價表 and we'll all fill outa comment card on our thoughts.
不管怎樣 盡請觀賞 That being said,enjoy the show.
請各位務必多花點時間 Please take as much timeas you like.
這個環節要盡量仔細 There's no rushwith this whatsoever.
大家都填完后 我們會分成兩組... When you are finished, we're gonnabreak into two separate groups...
男士一組 女士一組...然后進行討論 men and women...and then we'll discuss.
有一件事情在任何新節目中都很重要 One of the most important thingsin any new show
即觀眾對劇中人物的感受 is how you feelabout the characters.
如果你喜歡那些人物 If you like the characters,
下星期就會繼續收看 you're more likelyto tune in next week.
現在大家就來談談 Let's find out aboutthese characters.
請舉手表決...有多少人喜歡 Show of hands...how many of you liked
加百利這個人物? the character of Gabriel?
1 2 3 4 5 6 One, two, three, four, five, six.
瑪麗呢? How 'bout Mary?
1 2 3 4 One, two, three, four.
諾艾爾? Noelle?
1 2 3 4 5 6 7... One, two, three, four,five, six, seven.
看來大家都喜歡 So, it's everybody.
塞拉? Sierra?
1 2 3 4... One, two, three, four.
就這樣? That's it?
各位對故事情節有 Is there anything confusingin the storyline
感到疑惑的地方嗎? that's not resolved for you?
看那個人 他沒舉過手 Look at this guy.This guy hasn't budged.
他閉著眼睛 有意思 謝謝了 His eyes are shut.That's helpful. Thank you.
我對影視劇的一類現象感到不理解 I hate it in moviesand TV shows when they
我發現車窗總是開著 現實生活中不會這樣 leave the car windows downwhen they totally wouldn't.
為了演員能看到攝影機? 這就是不同之處 So they can see the camera? What's the difference.
為了看到攝影機? Want to see the camera?
其他人有問題嗎? Was this an issuefor anybody else?
One.
還有感到迷惑的地方嗎? Any other confusions?
有 那個小女孩到底是聾還是啞? Yeah. Was the little girl deafor was she just mute?
小女孩是聾還是啞 她是聾是啞? Is the little girl deaf or mute...is she deaf or mute?
我說的是觀眾不知道 I'm saying what wouldyou say to him?
我沒說我不知道 I'm not saying I don't know.
得了 其他人沒打手語 就她一個人打手語 Come on. We're not signing to her,she's signing to us.
別人對她講話 她似乎也能理解 We're just speaking to her,and she seems to understand it.
我覺得已經很明了了 I thought that was quite clear.
那人在盯著我看 That guy's staring at me.
他看不見我們 He can't see you.
上帝 他在盯著我看 God, he's staring at me.
我剛揮了手 他就點了頭 I just waved,and he nodded his head.
他看不見我們 看不見 He can't see you.Can't see us.
蘇珊 他就在盯著我看 Susan, he's looking right at me.
您從沒舉過手 有什么想法嗎? You didn't raise your handto any questions. Any thoughts?
很假 什么意思? It's not real. What does that mean?
這個節目很假 你看不出來嗎? 上帝! The show's not real.Why can't you see that? Jesus!
怎么 你們都瞎了眼嗎?! What, are you fucking blind?!
你以為你掌控了情節 是嗎? You think you'reabove this, don't you?
你和我們一樣都被困在了這里 老兄 You are trapped herewith the rest of us, brother.
出來 出來l Get out. Get outl
Oblivio accebit! Oblivio accebitl
哦 上帝 Oh, my God.
你沒事吧? You okay?
沒事 但這是怎么了? Yeah, but what was that?
上帝 Oh, my God.
我不知道 很明顯那人瘋了 我只是... I don't know.The guy was crazy, clearly, I just...
故事的情節有點曲折 也許他受不了 I mean, the show's a little bit twisted,so maybe it flipped something in him.
他說什么? What did he say?
他說"Oblivio accebit" He said, "Oblivio accebit."
拉丁語 意思是就是"湮滅之時接近了" It's Latin,"oblivion approaches."
什么意思? What does that mean?
除了指世界末日還會是什么? Other than the worldis coming to an end?
"Oblivio"也可以解釋為遺忘 "Oblivio" can also mean forgetting.
健忘 Forgetfulness.
我想我也要這么說 But I think that'swhat I'm gonna do.
忘了這事吧 Forget it.
他是個糟糕的喜劇演員 母親經營lmprov公司 He was a terrible comedianand his mom ran the lmprov.
哦 上帝 是波利﹒舒爾 Oh, my God, Pauly Shore.
你根本就沒幫我! You're not helping me at all!
在邁阿密別墅外遇刺的時裝設計師 Designer that was killed in Miamioutside of his house.
杰尼﹒范思哲! Gianni Versace!
用一個詞說出兩個人 One word for both of them.
布拉吉麗娜(布拉德和安吉麗娜) Brangelina.
這個有點難 不知該怎么說 This is a hard one,and I don't know how to do it.
你在...你跟我應該換換 You're giving...you and I should switch,
因為...你... because that's... you're...
...三周以后 這我記得 ...three weeks later.I remember that.
你看過那些評價表了嗎? Did you have a chanceto look at those cards yet?
銀幕背后的試片會? From the screening?
請原諒 Pardon me.
老爹要來一杯 自己動手丰衣足食 Daddy needs a drink.Help yourself then.
嗨 女人! 我的酒呢? Hey, woman! Where's my drink?
我就來! 還是最喜歡你 I'm-a comin'!But I still love you most.
大家會在表上寫下那些 People will write thingson those cards
在小組討論時不會說的話 that they won't sayin a focus group.
而且都是一些很具體的事例 They get more specific.
羅杰說過 別去管那些 Roger says, you know,forget about the people
只打兩三分的人 who score youin the twos and threes,
那些人絕對不會喜歡你的節目 because they're nevergonna like your show.
相反 你要去找那些"9"分 那些"9"分 Instead, look for the nines.The nines.
打這個分數的人覺得你的節目 They're the oneswho think your show is almost
在他們眼里几乎是最好的 the best thingthey've ever seen.
他們理解你的用意 他們希望節目能更好 They get your vision,they just want it to be better.
再不來第二輪就要開始了! Round two is startingwithout you!
你會看那些評價表嗎? 當然 You gonna look at those cards?Absolutely.
是嗎? 是的 Yeah? Yeah.
尋找9 Sometimes the numberspoint things out
有時候這些數字能暴露一些
你自己不愿承認的問題 這回是梅麗莎 that you didn't want to admit to yourself,and in this case, it's Melissa.
她的分數總體上沒問題 Well, her overall scores were okay,
但是那些給節目打最高分的人 but if you look at the peoplewho scored the show the highest,
他們給一個人的分數都很低 就是梅麗莎 the one consistent dipwas Melissa.
這看上去是有些微弱而微妙的負面評價 There's some sort of subtleundertones of negativity there.
加文 節目在中西部的反應相當好 Well, Gavin, the show is testingvery well in the Midwest,
但在城市地區的反應不佳 其中男性觀眾反應較差 but it's not doing well in the urban areas,and it's not doing well with men.
我們遇到的是一個大問題 We've got a major problem,
我需要你和我一起考慮 and I really need youto think about this with me.
就是梅麗莎 我料到會是她 It's Melissa, and it's justwhat I thought it was gonna be.
要是你看了評價表 就會明白的 If you'd read the cards,you'd understand.
我看了一些 但我不信那些東西 I read some of the cards,but I don't believe in that stuff.
我不敢相信你會讓一群門外漢來妄加評論... I don't believe you can letthese armchair quarterbacks...
這些都跟梅麗莎沒關系 我很喜歡她 她很強大 They're not connecting to Melissa.And I love her. She's so strong.
她的確不是那種傳統類型的主演 I am with you on the factthat she is not
這是個事實 我同意你的看法 your traditional leadof a network television show.
所以她才沒能在試播版里盡情發揮 She doesn't havea ton to do in the pilot.
有很多事情得慢慢來 There's so much to set it up.
可這就是試播版的最大問題之一 That's one of the challengesof the premise pilot.
可公司還喜歡這個節目 羅杰是你最大的后援 But the network still likes the show.Roger is your biggest cheerleader.
沒錯 那羅杰上面的人呢? Okay, how about above Roger?
這事由羅杰說了算 Roger's calling the shots on this.
但大家都知道羅杰會去詢問"更高領導" But we all know that Rogerconsults with the "higher powers."
這倒是 他們告訴羅杰怎么做 That is true. They tell him what to do.
我想知道他們是否喜歡節目 他們還沒看過 I'm wondering if they liked the show. They haven't seen it.
他們會在星期五統一看所有試播版 They're gonna watchall of the pilots on Friday.
我要告訴你的是 That's what I'm telling you.
我得給他們一個交代... I want to have somethingto present to them...
為什么盯著梅麗莎不放? Why are you focusingon Melissa?
她是問題的關鍵 She's our biggest concern.
她也是節目里的明星 She's also the biggest staron the show.
不 不 不 你才是明星 No, no, no.You are the biggest star.
羅杰是跟你做的買賣 Roger has a huge deal with you,
所以盡管梅麗莎不是他的人選 但還是用了她 and he went along with casting Melissawhen it was against his instinct.
羅杰萬歲 Hooray for Roger.
我不明白你要我做什么 I don't understandwhat you want me to do.
去見另外一人 Meet with someone.
誰? 達林﹒塞倫 Who? Dahlia Salem.
我知道你喜歡她 I know you like her.
哦 上帝 你開玩笑吧? Oh, God.Are you kidding me?
公司要在她身上押寶 The network hasa huge holding deal with her.
是啊 不過她拍蓋汀斯的片子 Yes, and they put herin Gatins' pilot.
已經吹了 我是說 快要吹了 That's dead.I mean, it's dying.
但是公司的人 他們很喜歡達林 But the network,they love Dahlia,
所以要是她能轉到你的節目... so if she could justjump into your show...
轉到我的節目? Just jump over to my show?
沒這種說法...不就是重拍試播版嗎 There's no such thing...there's re-shooting the pilot,
我几個月前就開始准備了 and I brought this upmonths and months ago.
當時你們一直向我推荐其他人 You guys kept pushingother people on me,
而我不停的說梅麗莎 梅麗莎 梅麗莎 and I kept saying Melissa,Melissa, Melissa.
是你向我們推荐梅麗莎 現在出了問題 You kept pushing Melissa on us,and now we have a problem.
應該感到幸運的是 羅杰會給你買單 You're very luckyin that Roger will pay for this.
羅杰愿意重拍整個試播版 Roger is willing to re-shootthis entire fucking thing.
真的是梅麗莎的問題嗎? Is this reallyabout Melissa?
這是你的節目能否播出的問題 好嗎? This is about gettingyour show on the air, right?
我要你把這件事做好 最后這就是成功與否的關鍵 I need you to focus on that.In the end, that's all that matters.
這是我的職責 That's my job.
嗨 Hey, hi.Hi.
很高興和... 謝謝... Well, nice to...Thank you for doing this.
老實說 這一刻我期盼已久了 Absolutely. I've been lookingforward to this, actually.
我有個問題 請說? I have a question for you.Yes?
你叫"達麗"還是"達林"? Is it "Dalia" or "Dahlia"?
謝謝你這么問 我叫"達麗" Thank you for asking.It's "Dalia."
達麗 我就知道! 是嗎? Dalia. I knew it!You did?
我跟人打賭來著 I contested thiswith someone earlier.
那好啦 Well, good.
我們是同一天生日 我在IMDB上查到了你的介紹 We have the same birthday.I looked you up on IMDb.
我想看你所有的...沒錯 我們是同一天生日! I wanted to see everything you...yes, we have the same birthday!
同一年 同一天 都一樣 Same year, same day,everything.
你開玩笑吧? 不開玩笑 Are you kidding me?I'm not kidding you.
不是很酷嗎? 夠瘋狂的 Isn't that cool? That's insane.
是的 11月21日 哦 上帝啊 November 21 st. Oh, my God.
你也一定是極度瘋狂的人物! So you're completelyand utterly crazy too!
她干這一行的時間比我長! 這就是讓我頭疼的事 She works more than me! That's the thing that's killing me,
因為她放棄了吉爾莫女孩來演這個劇 because she gave upGilmore Girls to do this show.
這個角色很強大 She's a very strong character,
我常被這類強大的角色吸引 and I'm attractedto strong roles.
是的 我會把這個角色寫得更加丰滿 Yeah, I'm hopingto fill her out even more,
并且和演員合作去演好這個角色 and obviously collaboratewith the person that's playing her.
我明白公司的人為什么會喜歡這個角色 I mean, I see whythe network loves her.
她很可愛 不過只是我的個人看法 She's adorable,but it's just that in my head,
這個角色是專門為她設計的 you know, I wrotethe role for Melissa.
她是我的好朋友之一 我只能以她為原形寫 She's one of my best friends,and I can only imagine it with her.
達麗行嗎? Could Dahlia do it?
當然 她很棒 Absolutely. She's terrific.
這樣可行 但我不知道自己會不會接受 It could work, I just don't knowif I want it to work.
我感到壓力的時候 喜歡玩電腦游戲 When I get stressed out,I play videogames.
這是我的藥方 It's my therapy.
家中的電腦可不能裝游戲 那樣我就不能寫作了 Can't have them on my computerat home 'cause I'd never write.
我喜歡游戲 因為有了它們... I love these gamesthat you can kind of...
你可以投入進游戲 Iose yourself a little bit in them.
我喜歡它們 因為它們與現實共存于不同空間 I love that it's a different worldthat's existing at the same time.
比現實生活好 They're better than real life,
因為你陷入困境后 馬上可以重新開始 because when you get stuck,you can always hit "reset."
生活也需要它 需要一個重啟按鈕 That's what life needs.Needs a reset button.
我不得不讓梅麗莎走 I have to let Melissa go.
不讓梅麗莎離開會怎么樣? What happensif you don't let Melissa go?
如果我不讓梅麗莎離開? If I don't let Melissa go?
我的世界會毀掉 所以... My world ends, so...
我不能讓這種事發生 I can't let that happen.
如果找人代替梅麗莎 我想聽聽羅杰的意見 If we're gonna replace Melissa,I want to hear it from Roger.
羅杰在去倫敦的飛機上 Roger's on a plane to London,
在他出發前我已經找他談過 他說達麗沒問題 but I talked with him before he left,and he said yes on Dahlia.
那是什么意思? What does that mean?
意思是"可以" It means yes.
可以替代梅麗莎? Yes, replace Melissa?
羅杰希望你的劇里有達麗這個明星 Roger wants your showon the air starring Dahlia,
我剛通知了她的經濟人 他們很喜歡 and I just got off the phonewith her agents, and they love it,
她也很喜歡 喜歡你 and she loves, loves you.
梅麗莎怎么辦? What about Melissa?
你想讓我通知她的經濟人? 天哪 這不行 You want me to call her agents? Oh, God, no.
我會告訴她 No, I'll tell her.
只要他需要我 As long as he needs me
我知道自己必須在哪 I know where I must be
我想要把自己主演的劇放在一起 I am trying to getmy one-woman show together
在主演和系列劇之間盡力 that I'm trying to squeezein between the pilot and the series.
你得把"舌音"帶進歌里 When you add that cry to the voice:
只要... As long as...
我一直對修女比較著迷 I've always been kind ofobsessed with nuns.
她們有點像上帝的女佣 所以... You know, they're kind oflike God's fag-hags, so...
我在私人天主教學校呆了12年 I went to privateCatholic schools for 12 years,
所以我有許多...修女朋友 so I have a lot of... nuns.
對不起 我發誓 我通常不... I'm sorry.I swear, I don't usually...
對不起 對不起 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
我得接這個 對不起 I have to take this. I'm so sorry.
是的 我們還想要 Yeah, I guess we still mean it.
他們接受了我們的出價 They accepted our offer.
太好了 一會我們回電話 All right, we will call you back.
謝謝 不不不 那很好 Thank you. No, no, no, it's good.
我知道自己有點緊張 好的 再見 I know I sound nervous.Okay, bye.
我們剛才買下了房子 I think we just bought a house.
非常好 非常好對嗎? Pretty good.Pretty good, right?
太好了 That's good.
是嗎? 是的 對不起 Right? Yeah, I'm sorry.
我得打個電話...我們剛才買下了一幢房子 Go to take a phone call...we just bought a house!
我覺得加文為她寫的劇本 Well, I think that the showthat Gavin wrote for her
對她來說很重要 could be a really big deal for her,
因為她的能力不僅限于配角 'cause she's been moreof a supporting character,
現在她已經達到火候了 and now she's right in the thick.
現在很令人興奮 她很開心還有點緊張 So, it's exciting.She's really excited, a little nervous.
于是你會知道 Then you will know
如果有人需要你 If someone needs you
你因此愛她們 You love them so
我不會... I won't...
辜負他的信任 Betray his trust
即使人們說我必定會 Though people say I must
我仍然會真誠... I've got to stay true to...
只要他需要我 As long as he needs me
恭喜買到新房子
他像是說 "我很誠實 還記得嗎?" Then he's like,"I'm straight, remember?"
突然之間有點恐慌 Suddenly strickenwith some sort of gay panic.
"我是你那誠實的丈夫" "I'm your straight husband."
你可以向我傾訴 我會 You can throw color swatches at me.I know. Oh, I will.
我覺得我屋子鬧鬼了 I think my house is haunted.
你的房子相當舊了 Well, your house is really old.
從我回來后 我總感覺像是... Ever since I got back,I just, I feel like there's...
有其他人在屋里 I feel like there'ssomeone else there,
昨天晚上 我聽到了些聲音 and then last night,I thought I heard something,
像是有女人在唱歌 like, a woman singing.
什么? 是鬼魂? 我想是的 我不知道 What? Like a ghost?I guess. I don't know.
之后我看到了什么 撞上了什么人 Then I saw something.I actually ran into someone.
我的意思是 看到了... I mean, I saw...
唱歌的鬼魂? Was it the singing ghost?
是個男人 我想那個人是我 It was a man.I think it was me.
什么?你的房子被自己的鬼魂鬧了? What? Your houseis haunted by yourself?
不 我的意思是 我有點... Yeah, I don't, I mean, I'm like...
我有點焦慮或者崩潰 having a nervous breakdownor something.
我在這個劇上投入過多精力 I'm literally so focusedon this show
以至于感到自己就是劇中人 that I feel like I'm livinginside of the show.
我分不清哪里是劇 哪個是真的我 I can't tell whereit ends and I begin,
我和人們聊天 and I'm havingconversations with people,
我遠離軀體 在高空往下看 and I'm ten feet outsideof my body and looking down.
在那里 和人們對話 There I am, havingthis conversation with somebody,
我只是在觀察 and I'm just observing it,you know.
感覺很不好 Just, I don't feel good.
你壓力太大了 對吧? You're just stressed, right?
公司想找人代替你 The network wantsto replace you.
我的天 Oh, my God.
而我同意了 And I'm letting them,
因為 我真的很想讓這出劇播出 because I really wantthis show on the air.
所有的這些角色 都在我的腦海中 I have all these charactersinside my head,
他們呼之欲出 我唯一的辦法... and they wanna live,and I'm the only way...
只有這樣他們才會答應 This is the only waythat they can.
我已經做了五個季的計划 五個? I have five seasons mapped out. Oh, five?
這很過份 Well, it sucks.
不是你離開 就是這出劇下線 Either you go awayor the show goes,
我必須做出決定 and I had to make a decision,
你剛才聽到了我的決定 and that's the decisionthat I made.
我真的十分抱歉 And I am so sorry.
我能理解 I understand.
我的意思是 這不是你的錯 對嗎? I mean, it's not your fault, right?
我的意思是 這不可能是你的錯 I mean, it couldn't be your fault.
你只是有心無力 You are morally incapableof doing the right thing.
對嗎? 不要這么說 Right? Don't do that.
不要讓我犯錯 Don't get me wrong.
我覺得你對我表現很失望 I think you do feel bad for me.
你給我的就是這種感覺 That's all I think you feel for me.
好吧 我始終是個胖女孩 Okay, I am still the fat girl
因為沒有約會 你周五晚上打電話找我 you call on Friday nightswhen your date falls through.
"嘿 我們去看場電影吧!" "Hey, let's go see a movie!"
"去看足球賽" "Let's go to Fubar."
"等我換了美女就會丟下你 "Then when I pick upa hot piece of ass, I'll drop you,
"沒事...不要管梅麗莎 "and that's okay...don't worry about Melissa.
你明天再打電話給她 道不道歉無所謂" I mean, you can call her tomorrowand apologize, or not."
這無關緊要 因為我們不是真正的朋友 是嗎 加文? It doesn't really matter 'cause we're notactually friends, are we, Gavin?
我不是這么想的 是嗎 真的? That's just not true. Isn't it, really?
我不想讓這被人拍到 好嗎? I prefer to not do thison camera, okay?
這不是個好主意嗎? 輕點 Is this not a good idea?Please lower your voice.
我不會放低聲音講話 這樣讓你難堪了嗎? I'm not gonna lower my voice.Is that embarrassing?
你不能控制這種情形 You can't control this one.
你這個小木偶已經脫離了他們的線 Your little puppetsare off their strings,
跑過來說這種混帳話"我沒有寫過這劇本" running around saying shitthat you didn't write.
這是現實生活 你恐懼了 Well, this is reality,and it scares the shit out of you.
現實讓我害怕了?真的嗎? Reality scares me?Does it really?
我告訴你 沒有我你不可能在那里 I'm gonna tell you, you wouldn'tbe here if it wasn't for me.
最初的角色是我給你的 后來你才有了演員生涯 I gave you your first few rolesand your career as a result.
這是事實 梅麗莎 That's reality, Melissa.
很感謝你 感激你最后出了這張牌 Thank you for finallyplaying that fucking card,
"發掘梅麗莎﹒麥卡錫" 這張牌 the "I inventedMelissa McCarthy" card.
我買了個房子 加文! I bought a house, Gavin!
我買下它 是因為我們談論過 I bought a house'cause of what we talked about.
滾吧 不要再來可憐我 Fuck you, and don't everfucking pity me again.
請停一下 Cut, please.
求你了 Please.
發布周 是每年 Upfronts is the week each year
公司給廣告商展示秋季節目表的時刻 when the networks presenttheir fall schedule to the advertisers.
對于我們來說是很重要的活動 It's a very important event for us,
在它之前的一個星期是相當緊張的 and the weeks preceding itare pretty stressful
因為節目表到宣布之前都是秘密 because the schedule is a secretright up until it's announced.
"發布"一詞完全自相矛盾 "Upfronts"is a complete oxymoron
因為沒有聯系 怎么能坦誠 因此... because nobody'sremotely honest, so it's...
這是對廣告商作秀 It's really a showfor the advertisers
讓他們支持秋季的新節目 to get them really jazzed upabout the new product for the fall.
"這是我們的新襯衣 喜歡嗎?" "Here's our new shit. Like it?"
紐約有很多優勢 There's lots of upsides...you're in New York.
任何時候在紐約都是好時光 Any time you're in New York Cityis a good time.
收到蘇珊的消息了嗎? So, have you heard from Susan?
到目前為止還沒有 No, I've not heardfrom Susan as of yet.
我給她留了四五條消息 I left her four or five messages
告訴她梅麗莎被替代的事 telling her whatwent down with Melissa,
我讓她離開 我和達麗會面... and that I let her go,and that I met with Dahlia...
目前為止還沒有她的回音 and I've not yetheard back from her.
我對梅麗莎的事感到很不安 I feel bad aboutwhat happened with Melissa,
它也是個雙刃劍 我也感到一點惱火 but it's a two-way streetand I'm a little angry, too.
我們是多年的朋友 We've been friends for years.
我覺得我們能再次成為朋友 I think we'll be friends again.
繼續下去 We'll move on.
冰水 Ice cold water, ice cold water.
只要一美元 Only one dollar.
12歲時 我有了這輛車 I was 12 when we got in this car.
我還沒有蘇珊音信 I've not yet heard from Susan.
下了飛機 確認了短信 什么也沒有 Got off the plane,checked messages, nothing.
我想我們... I suppose that we have a...
我們有互反關系 I suppose we havea reciprocal relationship,
我的劇和你的劇 my show and your show.
這是真人秀 不是... That's the thingabout reality television, isn't it...
對我越不利 對你越有利 the worse it gets for me,the better it is for you.
確實對我的角色 It certainly inspiresa newfound sympathy
激起了新的同情心 for my characters.
我把它們推向地獄 You know,I put them through hell.
消滅了她們的丈夫 或者解下了他們的手銬 I kill off their husbandsor throw them off cliffs.
我是個殘酷的上帝... I'm a cruel god...
借著故事或者強大的電視之力 all in the name of a good storyor compelling television.
有趣的是 我是你們電視中的角色 What's funny is that I'ma character in your show.
是個玩具 I'm disposable.
消滅英雄 沒有人能見到英雄 Kill off the hero.No one will see it coming.
我不怕你 I dare you.
我覺得很累 明白嗎? I think I'm just tired, you know?
非常累 I'm just tired.
這里真像個夢境 It's just so surreal being here.
這不是我想像中的生活 It's not at all how I imagined.
嘿 是你! Hey, you!
嗨! Hey, hi!
天哪 你是加文 God, Gavin.
進來 進來! Get in here, get in here!
你在做真人秀 You're doing your show.
你也是 歡迎來到真人秀 And so are you.Welcome to reality television.
你是想進來嗎? Did you just get in?
現在 Just now.
這整個24小時都不是現實生活 This whole last 24 hourshave been surreal.
對 就像我剛才說的 超現實 Right. I just said that. Surreal.
你好嗎? 是的 很好 You're good? Yeah, great.
我想打電話給你 ... I wanted to call you, and...
是嗎? 任何時候都可以 我是說真的 我不睡覺... Oh, yeah? Call anytime.Seriously, I don't sleep, so...
我只是對發生的事 感到不可思議 I just felt really weirdabout what happened.
它太糟了 It's just too bad.
發生了什么事? What happened?
我剛才碰巧遇上達麗﹒賽倫(打給經濟人) So I just bumpedinto Dahlia Salem,
我劇中的明星 star of my show.
她告訴我加汀的電視播出了 She tells me thatGatins' show got picked up,
所以 她成不了我劇中的主角 so, no, she won'tbe starring in my show,
我甚至懷疑 我的劇是否存在過 which makes me wonderif my show even exists.
不 我給羅杰留了言 也留給了蘇珊 No, no, I left word for Roger,and I left word for Susan too.
他們似乎從地球上消失了 It's like they dropped offthe face of the Earth.
一有消息 馬上告訴我 Just call mewhen you know something.
此時此刻 我無法肯定 At this moment,I can't be certain
認知能否 照著計划推出 whether Knowing will end upon the schedule at all.
加文關注的 那個劇的播出 As far as Gavin's concerned,the show is on the air.
你飛去紐約 直到最后一刻 You don't normally fly to New Yorkand find out at the last fucking second
才知道自己的電視被迫下線了 that your show'sbeen pulled off the air.
很抱歉 現在是什么情況? Excuse me.So what is the situation right now?
我不知道 現在 整個節目安排都是變動的 I don't know. Right now,the entire schedule is in flux,
我收到了羅杰和高層的消息 and I get these missivesfrom Roger and the "higher powers,"
然而 你不能肯定他們又打算著什么 but you're not really surewhat they add up to.
這是怎么了? What's up?
你大老遠地跑這里來? They flew you out here anyway, huh?
看看你...你知道的! 不 我的意思是... Oh, see you... you know!No, I mean...
如果你能事先禮貌地打個電話 It would've been great if you'd extendedthe common courtesy of a call.
加文這是電視行業 Gavin, this isthe television business.
就像在高中 我不知道跟說什么好 伙計 It's like high school.I don't know what to tell you, man.
對不起 對不起? I'm sorry. Sorry?
但我不會說 我想我的節目播出 But I'm kind of not.I want my show on the air,
就像你想要你的播出一樣 just like you wantyour show on the air.
你背著我找達麗是卑鄙 知道嗎? It was shitty of you to gobehind my back after Dahlia, okay?
那很卑鄙 That was shitty.
而且你開除梅麗莎﹒麥卡錫... And you firedMelissa McCarthy without...
都沒有人支持你這么做 you didn't even have a backup.
憑什么他們挑你那個沒有明星的電視劇? Why would they pick upyour show without a star?
公司想要達麗 他們想讓達麗上我的節目 The network wanted Dahlia.They wanted Dahlia in my show.
在你的電視之前我們就測試過了 我們完全測試過了 We tested before your show.We tested through the roof.
你該看看那些數字 我會拿給你看 You should see the numbers.I'll show them to you.
真的? 對 誰是你的執行人? Really? Yeah. Who's your exec?
蘇珊﹒霍華德 Susan Howard.
蘇珊﹒霍華德 她當時也在 Susan Howard.She was there.
你去問她 Ask her.
她知道 She would know.
我在UTA聚會 I'm at the UTA party.
聽說里基助手的事嗎? Did you hearabout Ricky's assistant?
她在文字上做手腳 She literally shat herself.
沒有 我看到了! 嘿! No, I saw it! Hey!
我會把你該死的手指折斷! I'll break your fucking finger!
待會打給你 I'll call you back.
我來解釋一下不回你消息的原因 All right, let me explainwhy I didn't call you back.
羅杰想親自和你談 Roger wanted to talkto you personally.
胡扯 我們只選了兩個劇 Bullshit. Bullshit.We're only picking up two dramas.
剩下的那個是哪出 真人秀? 你的節目可以中旬播 The rest is what, reality?You can go mid-season.
你可以在地獄里看 好嗎? You can go to hell, okay?
好吧 All right.
我一直是這兒唯一一個保護你... I've been the only one heretrying to protect you...
天哪 又來了!保護我什么? Oh, God, don't start!Protecting me from what?
遠離你? 你有精神病 我想知道為什么 From you? You're psychotic.All I wanna know is why.
想知道動機? 是的 You want a motive?I do.
這不是犯罪實驗室 沒有人被謀殺 This isn't Crim9 Lab.Nobody got murdered.
我的電視被謀殺了 告訴我原因 My show did. Tell me why.
我得讓你離開她 她在拉你回去 I had to get you away from her.She was holding you back.
你得放棄梅麗莎 You had to give her up.Melissa.
如果她真那么重要 If she really mattered so much,
你就不能這么輕易背叛她 you couldn't havebetrayed her so easily.
你是不是控制所有人 或者我是不是很特殊? Do you manipulate everybodyor am I special?
你是受害者嗎? Are you the victim here?
大作家無法面對一個 小小的助理? The big creator can't stand upto one little d-girl?
這是你的選擇 等等 It was your choice.Give me a break.
我沒有選擇 不是達麗就是放棄電視 I didn't have a choice.It was either Dahlia or no show.
只有這個選擇...操你! That was the only thing...oh, fuck you!
操你! Fuck you!
你的說辭通常會更尖銳 Your dialogueused to be a lot sharper.
也許加汀可以做得更漂亮 Maybe Gatinscould give it a polish.
也不過如此而已? Is that all there is?
覺得自己是個男人嗎? You feel like a man?
我來告訴你一個秘密 Because I'll tell youa little secret.
你不是 You're not.
嘿 看著我...我不想再做下去了 Hey, look, my...I don't wanna do this anymore.
我的劇不可能出了 My show is not gonna happen,
它完了 沒影了 再見 非常感謝 so this show's over, done, gone,good-bye, thank you very much.
我不再是你的木偶! I'm not gonna beyour fuckin' puppet!
你還好嗎? 我很好 Are you all right? I'm fine.
你在和誰講話? Who you talkin' to?
天哪 Oh, God.
現在退出嗎? 未保存的更改將丟失 取消 退出
我能理解你會有點困感 I can understandwhy you're a little confused.
不 不 No, no.
我非常困感 I'm a lot confused.
想聽解釋嗎? Theories?
這是在做夢? This is all a dream?
不是 No.
我一直在昏迷? I'm in a coma?
不是 No.
我死了? Then I'm dead?
這是地獄 This is hell
煉獄還是哪里? or a purgatorium or something?
好吧 煉獄 Okay, purgatorium
是神話里羅馬人嘔吐的地方 is where Romans vomited,
不 這是現實 but no, this is as real
勿庸置疑 as anything can be.
什么意思? What does that mean?
一切事物都保持著原貌 Everything is what it is,
但你認為的自己不是原來的自己 but you're not who you think you are.
好吧 那我是誰? Okay. Then who am I?
你是... You are...
一個多維的存在 a multi-dimensional being
有著巨大的 無限的力量 of vast, almost infinite power.
你 和你的身軀 You, this body you're in,
僅僅是你的肉體 it's just one of your incarnations,
化身 稱作"你"的存在 avatars, call you what you will.
你說我是上帝? Are you saying I'm God?
技朮上來說 不是 Technically, no.
如果上帝是 10 If God is a ten,
理論上的極限 a theoretical ultimate,
你更像是9 you're more of a nine.
你是什么? What are you?
人類是 7 Humans are sevens.
猴子是 6 Monkeys are sixes.
8是什么? What are the eights?
樹袋熊 Koalas.
它們有心靈感應 They're telepathic,
并且控制天氣 plus they control the weather.
但 重要的是 But the important thing is you.
你一時興起創造了這個世界 You created this world on a whim
決定逗留片刻 and decided to stick around
看看世界會怎么變化 to see how it turned out.
你能毀滅這個世界 You can destroy the world
只要你想象 with a single thought.
順便說一下 不要… Don't, incidentally.
這么干 Just file that away.
然而...事實上 But... the truth is,
牌全在你手中 you hold all the cards.
當人們祈禱時 When people pray,
他們不想讓這件事 they don't want this thing
或者那樣的事發生 or that thing.
他們只是不想被遺忘 They don't want to be forgotten.
所以...你明白? So... you understand?
我應該早些告訴你 I mean, I would've told you earlier,
但我沒有... but I didn't...
是的 Yeah.
明白了? Okay?
我明白 I understand.
但我不相信你 But I don't believe you.
第三部分 認知
諾艾爾 不要走太遠 Noelle, don't get too far ahead.
不行 午飯時你已經吃過冰激淋了 No! You had ice cream at lunch.
很明顯 冰凍酸奶酪不算數 Evidently, frozen yogurtdoesn't count.
我會記下來 I'll make note.
真快!我們又回到這了 That's blazing speedright there!
車門開了嗎? Did you hit it?
不應該這樣 Shouldn't have to.
親愛的 我想我們忘了關頂燈 Honey, I think we leftthe overhead light on.
蓄電池沒電了 至少點火器點不著了 Battery's dead.At least the starter is.
那怎么辦? 打電話給服務區吧 How do we, uh? We call the service.
也沒有其它辦法 There's not much else we can do.
蓄電池太小了是嗎? 大一些的話應該沒問題 Just the little battery, right?The big one's probably fine.
我想是 I guess.
不能換一個蓄電池嗎? We can't jump itfrom one battery to another?
或者用電線打個火 You cross over somehow?
你覺得你的老公是誰 麥克蓋伊? Who do you thinkyou married, MacGyver?
拜托 待著 Come on. Hold on.
有信號嗎? 沒有 Are you getting a signal?No.
你呢? You?
有一格信號 Yes. One bar.
別擔心 爸爸在找人幫我們 Don't worry.Daddy's calling people to help us.
一打電話就沒信號 Minute you place a call,the bar goes away.
再試試 Keep trying.
我會不斷試 瑪麗 但情況還會是這樣 I'll keep trying, Mary,but it's gonna keep happening.
你打算怎么辦? What do you wanna do?
我不知道 I don't know.
也許只要你把它舉高一些 Maybe if you hold it up higher.
看 現在的問題是我們被困住了 Okay, look, the problem isthat we're boxed in.
這是個峽谷 It's a canyon.
公路入口那里 更開曠 也能舉得高些 Where we came off the main road,it was more open and higher, too.
距離這起碼有一英里 我能跑過去 That's at least a mile.I can run that.
那么我們待在這里? So, what, we stay here?
你們沒問題吧? You okay with that?
也沒什么其它辦法了 所以... I don't think we havemuch of a choice, so...
好吧 去吧 好的 Yeah. Go. Okay.
爸爸會找輛卡車帶我們出去 Daddy's gonna geta truck to help us out.
照顧好媽媽 好嗎? Take care of Mommy, okay?All right.
我會馬上回來 Be right back.
打擾一下 Excuse me.
你有手機嗎? Hi. Do you have a cell phone?
我沒有 這里沒有信號覆蓋 Oh, no, I don't.There's no service up here.
是的 我發現是這樣 Yeah, I'm finding that out.
那里的保護站有信號 You can usually get a signaldown at the ranger's station.
你只要沿著路走 Yeah, you just followthe road down.
很可能...我不清楚 你有車? It's probably... I don't know.You got a car?
它發動不了 所以我需要... No, it's dead.That's why I need a...
你現在是回去取車嗎? Are you headedback to your car now?
能不能帶我去加油站或是任何地方? If you could give me a rideto a gas station, wherever?
我不是瘋狂的泰德﹒邦迪(連環奸殺犯) Look, I'm notsome crazy Ted Bundy guy.
我不會打劫或者殺你 或者是其它 I'm not gonna rapeor kill you or anything.
當然泰德﹒邦迪也會這么說 Which is, of course,what a Ted Bundy would say.
聽著 我是個電腦游戲設計者 Look, I'm a videogame designer.
我的妻子是編輯 我的女兒8歲 My wife is an editor,my daughter's eight.
我只是...他們在車里等我 Look, I just... they're waitingback at the car.
只求你在天黑之前幫個小忙 Just a little help before it gets dark.
到鎮上后我會叫其它人 I'll call somebodywhen I get back to town.
我真地相信你 只是你不知道我的車在哪兒 I believe you, I do, it's justyou don't know where the car is,
那個人也就可能不來 and the guy might not come.
我們不能在這里過夜... 對不起 We can't be up here all night, so... Sorry.
不要這么說 幫幫我吧 不行 Don't be sorry, just help me out. No.
我不能 I can't.
為什么你不相信我? Why won't you trust me?
好吧 但你得小心點 Okay, but you have to be careful.
明白嗎? 你得小心對待它 Understand? You haveto use big girl hands.
想知道我們剛才在哪嗎? You want to seewhere we were today?
按開始鍵 這個鍵 Okay, hit play. This button.
這是你 這個是爸爸 There's you and there's Daddy.
小影星 A little movie star.
他馬上會回來 不要擔心 He'll be back soon.Don't you worry.
你在跟蹤我? Are you following me?
從我確信你不在跟蹤我開始 Since I was sureyou weren't following me.
我很抱歉 只是... I'm sorry, it's just...
你覺得我可能是泰德﹒邦迪 有一點 You thought I was Ted Bundy. Kind of.
我名字是加百利...邦德 My name's Gabriel... Bundy.
希爾拉 Sierra.
很奇怪 這里一輛車都不見蹤影 It's weirdthat there's no cars at all.
我也覺得奇怪 Yeah, I'll say.
總之 我的車停在那里 Anyway, my caris parked over there.
在不遠的地方 It's not that far,
如果你需要的話 我可以送你去鎮上 and if you want, I couldgive you a ride to town.
太好了 謝謝你 That'd be great.Thank you.
好人有好報 請你帶路 Make up some karma.Please, lead the way.
等等 Just a sec.
好吧 我承認 Okay, confession.
我覺得你有點面熟 I kind of recognized you.
真的 Really.
我不確定 但我想我看過你的相片 I wasn't sure,but I think I saw a picture of you
在我男朋友的電腦游戲雜志里 in my boyfriend'svideogame magazine.
是嗎? 你像那個人 Right? You're, like, the shit.
不 不 No, no.
你像他們世界里的昆汀﹒塔倫蒂諾 You're like the Quentin Tarantinoof their world,
電腦游戲之王 videogame god.
事實上不是 不是 好吧 Not really, no. Fine.
你真的能在照片上把我認出來? You seriously recognized meoff one photo?
我覺得你有點性感 覺得 I thought you werekind of hot, considering.
覺得? Considering?
在一群電腦游戲愛好者里 Within the subsetof videogame people.
我沒有對著你的相片手淫之類的 I wasn't masturbatingto your picture or anything.
你過譽了 I guess I'm flattered.
你確實是 我對贊美之詞很吝嗇 You should be.I'm stingy with compliments.
你男朋友玩電腦游戲? Your boyfriendplays videogames?
是前男友 他是這樣 而且玩得太頻繁 Ex-boyfriend.And yes, way too many.
他以前總是玩 "不可阻擋"一整天 He used to play Evercrackback in the day,
但你的游戲 就像 but your game was, like,
我說不清楚 比快克還糟的是什么? I don't know,what's worse than crack?
超快克? Supercrack?
他每周花40小時 He was spending40 hours a week
收集雷葉或者其它 collecting Thunderleafor whatever,
我就是他的驢子 牽著他 因為他玩得太過火 and I was his mule, hauling it around,'cause he ran out of space.
你有游戲帳號? You had an account?
在你不知道的那個世界里 Part of your world,and you didn't know it.
對不起 I'm sorry.
你可以補償我 You can make it up to me.
靠 Shit.
出來 出來 出來 Come on, come on,come on, come on.
我真的很抱歉 And I am so sorry.
我明白 這不是你的錯對嗎? I understand.It's not your fault, right?
這不可能是你的錯 It couldn't be your fault.
你只是有心無力 You're morally incapableof doing the right thing.
我沒有...對嗎? I don't...Right?
這么說 你一次扮演多個角色? So, you play a lotof characters at once?
一對夫妻 和很多人一樣 A couple.Most people do.
你不是一般人 But you're not most people.
你創造這個世界 你知道所有的密碼 You created the world.You know all the secret codes.
像是上帝密碼? 你是這么叫它的嗎? What, like god mode?Is that what you call it?
你擁有所有的能量 就不會被殺死 It's when you have all the powersand you can't be killed.
那不過是個無聊的游戲 It's actually boring to play, though.
有規則的游戲玩起來才有趣 A game isn't fununless there are rules.
而你是制定規則的 And you make the rules.
是的 Yeah, I do.
謝謝 Thanks.
你覺得我漂亮嗎? Do you think that I'm pretty?
什么? What?
你認為我性感嗎?... Do you think I'm hot...
我是指身材 on a purely physical level?
是的 Sure.
瞎說 That's a rave.
我不知道你問這個的目的 Well, I don't knowwhy you're asking.
我的前男友逆戟鯨 以前經常說 My ex-boyfriend the orc,used to say,
"我喜歡你的是 "The thing that I like about you
你不夠性感 所以我不擔心會失去你" is you're not so hotI'm afraid I'm gonna lose you."
逆戟鯨現在在哪兒? So where's the orc now?
他死了 He's dead.
我在他的水瓶里放了過量的GHB(迷幻藥) I spiked his water bottlewith a massive quantity of GHB.
他產生幻覺 最后抽畜致死 He hallucinated,went into convulsions, and died.
這提醒我 不能小看你 薩拉 Remind me notto piss you off, Sarah.
希爾拉! Sierra!
對不起 Sorry.
為什么現在不小瞧我了? What makes you thinkyou haven't pissed me off already?
你怎么了 孩子? How you doin', kiddo?
我在想今晚我們可以去El Cholo吃晚飯 I was thinking we could all goto El Cholo for dinner tonight.
墨西哥的藍玉米菜怎么樣? How do you feel aboutsome blue corn enchiladas?
我們是不是該問爸爸什么時候回來? Should we ask Daddywhen he gets back?
他不會回來了 He's not coming back.
你怎么能? How could you?
你怎么能? How could you? I
你怎么能 How could you.
你怎么能...? How could you...?
你怎么能? 停 不錯 How could you?Cut. Perfect.
真丟臉 I feel so dirty.
這就是我喜歡的地方 That's how I like it.
等等 Wait.
有什么不對勁 Something's wrong.
我感到... I feel...
等等 Wait.
我有妻子和女兒 他們在等我回去 I have a wife and a daughter.They're waiting for me.
他們在哪? 車后座 上 Where are they?Back at the car.
哪個方位? Which direction?
醒醒吧 G 你不知道他們在哪 Face it, G, you don't knowwhere they are.
也不知道你自己在哪 You don't know where you are.
我們已經在原地打轉了一個小時 We've been walkingin circles for an hour.
你的車在哪? 這里沒有車 Where is your car?There is no car.
所有一切都是理由和借口 讓你找到自己 It was all a pretense,an excuse to get you on your own.
你頭暈了嗎? You getting dizzy?
只是水里的GHB發生了作用 It's just the GHB in the water.
發生了什么事? What's happening?
抱歉 但我不得不這么做 G I'm sorry that it hadto come to this, G.
我保証很快就會結束的 I promise it's gonnabe over soon.
你想殺我? You're trying to kill me?
不 這不是謀殺 這是干涉 No, this is not a murder.It's an intervention.
覺得自己是個男人嗎?你不是 Do you feel like a man?You're not.
我得讓你離開她 她正拉你回去 I had to get you away from her.She was holding you back.
你得放棄梅麗莎 You had to give her up.Melissa.
小徑...小徑...自由出入的小徑! 有什么事不對勁... Allee... allee... all come free!There's something wrong...
我能幫你出去 I can get you out of here,
但你得相信我 but you have to trust me.
你覺得自己是個男人嗎? Do you feel like a man?
我來告訴你一個小秘密 'Cause I'll tell youa little secret.
你不是 You're not.
你為什么這么做? Why are you doing this?
是你自己這么做的 You did this to yourself.
承認這點是第一步 And admitting thatis the first step.
你犯暈了 G You're a crackhead, G.
事實是 這個行星和人們 Thing is, this planetand these people,
都是你服毒品后的選擇 they're your drug of choice.
創造出宇宙不困難 It wasn't that hardto make a universe.
起先 你只是偶爾看一下... At first you just checked inevery once in a while...
...看那些穴居人在做什么 ...see how the Neanderthalswere doing,
在几個大陸版塊轉移著 move a coupleof continents around.
接著 你越深入 But then you gotmore into it.
開始自己飾演一些角色 You started playing a coupleof characters of your own.
奴隸 國王 救世主 Slaves, kings, messiahs.
很快 你無時無刻不在扮演 Pretty soon you were playing 24/7.
我去了多久了... How long have I been...
你已經去了4000年 You've been gonefor 4,000 years,
這和我們的時間不一樣 not that time meansthe same for us.
你是來找我的嗎? You came looking for me?
那是女孩做的事 That's what a girl does.
為什么是現在? Why now?
因為你忘了自己是誰 Because you forgotwho you were.
你忘了 這一切都不真實 You forgot this wasn't real.
我們不可能在熾熱的戰車里搞破壞 We couldn't just storm inon a fiery chariot.
這是你的世界 你得遵照自己的游戲規則 It was your universe.We had to play by your rules.
我們得告訴你 你的世界有多有限和扭曲 We had to show you how limitedand corrupt your little world was.
不要誤會 這是個好地方 Don't get me wrong,it's a nice place.
很舒適... It's cozy...
...你還記得自己是從哪里來的嗎? ...but do you rememberwhere you came from?
記得自己從哪來? Do you rememberwhere you came from?
那里很溫暖 It was warm.
白色的 像是... And white, like a...
你不能用人類的語言來描述它 You can't describe itwith human words.
你不能用人類的思維去想它 You can't think itwith human thoughts.
我們想要你回去 We need you to come back.
和我們一起 With us.
和我一起 Come back with me.
你能毀滅這個世界 只要你想象 You can destroy the worldwith a single thought.
順便說一下 不要這么干 Don't, incidentally.Just file that away.
事實上 牌全在你手中 The truth is you hold all the cards.
當人們祈禱時 他們不想這件事或者那件事發生 When people pray, theydon't want this thing or that thing.
他們只是…不想被遺忘 They just... they don'twant to be forgotten.
明白了? You understand?
諾艾爾? Noelle?
我應該早些告訴你 但是... I would havetold you earlier, but...
諾艾爾?! Noelle?!
也許如果我讓時間倒轉 不像這么投入的話 Maybe if I just cut back;didn't get so involved.
我們知道那樣不管用 We both knowthat'll never work.
下個星期 你會回來重新設計松果 Next week you'll be back hereredesigning the pinecones.
你必須得戒掉 You have to quit, cold turkey.
我不能 I can't.
你可以 但我不能強迫你離開 You can,but I can't force you to leave.
必須你自己想離開 You have to want it.
諾艾爾! Noelle!
快啊!回答媽媽! Come on!Answer Mama!
回答我! Answer me!
她在這 She's here.
我沒有忘記你們 I didn't forgetabout you guys.
你還好嗎? Everything okay?
都很好 當然 Yeah, everything's fine.Absolutely.
我們回家 Let's go home.
晚安 小糖豆 Good night, Jellybean.
你得走了 是不是? You need to go, don't you?
不 No.
我可以留下 I can stay.
多久 永遠? How long, forever?
你每天都得在這兒 得想念失去的東西 Every day you'd be here,you'd know what you were missing.
你走了會怎么樣? What happens if you go?
最壞的情況? Worst case scenario?
把所有的一切歸為虛無 oblivio accebit﹒ Disintegration of everythinginto a fiery void, oblivio accebit.
一切的終結 The end of everything.
就這樣? That's all?
很可能不會發生 Probably wouldn't happen.
我想我更擔心人 I guess I'm more worriedabout the human factor.
他們相互 殺 You guys kill each other a lot.
以公正的名義 通常以你的名義 In fairness, it's usually in your name.
況且 我們做起這些來更得心應手 Plus, we've gottenmuch more efficient at it.
我喜歡這個世界 I like this world.
我喜歡與諾艾爾和你在這里的生活 I like my life herewith you and Noelle.
這不真實 It's not real.
我不真是你的妻子 I'm not really your wife.
你也不真是我的丈夫 You're not really my husband.
在某種程度上 這都是虛構的 On some level, it's all pretend.
你腦中有多少種構想? How many versions were there?
90 這是最后的 Ninety.This is the last one.
我的想法已經毀了數億人... I've destroyed billions of peoplewith a thought...
你們認為這對我來說沒有痛苦 and you'd like to thinkthat it's painless.
停下 Stop.
你不需要解釋或道歉 You don't have to explainor apologize.
這所有的一切都是因為你 Everything that isis because of you.
如果一切就是這樣 那就夠了 And if that's all there is,that's enough.
那么 So.
我想你不需要收抬行李 Guess you don't reallyneed to pack anything.
我很好 I'm good.
你很好 You're great.
這是一段愉快的歷程 是的 It has been a pleasure.Likewise.
我愛你 I love you.
我也愛你 大傻瓜 I love you, too,you big lug.
你是我的最愛 You're my favorite.
...我們是不是應該先量一下? ...should we measure it first?
去拿面粉 我們有面粉 Got flour, we have flour.
好吧 我要點油 All right, so I need oil.
還要肉豆寇 We need nutmeg.
親愛的 我們還有肉豆寇嗎? Honey, do we have nutmeg?
應該有 We should.
好 好 Good. Good, good, good.
肉豆寇 還有桂皮 Nutmeg.Cinnamon, too.
如果我有一匹馬 我要給它起名叫桂皮 If I had a horse,I would name her Cinnamon.
如果我還有一匹馬... 肉豆寇? And if I had another horse...Nutmeg?
不是 叫飛俠 No, Flash.
什么?為什么叫飛俠? What? Why Flash?
我的意思是 我給她起名叫飛俠 I mean, I would name her Flash
因為她會是世界上最快的馬 because she'd bethe fastest horse in the world.
我指的是整個世界上 I mean in the whole world.
整個世界上? 前所未有的 In the whole world? Ever whole.
世界上史無前例的?非常不錯 The ever whole world? That's pretty good.
那真快 That's pretty fast.
是的 我會是一個公主 Yes, and I would be a princess.
親愛的? Sweetie?
也許聽上去很怪 不過我叫什么名字? This might sound really strange,but what's my name?
媽媽 Mommy.
不錯 很對 Right. Exactly.
他不會回來了 He's not coming back.
但那沒關系 But it's gonna be okay.
他把所有的碎片拼起來 He put all the pieces together.
就像是... 完美世界 It's like...The best of all possible worlds.
親愛的 是不是這樣? Honey, is it supposedto stick like this?
最好去幫他 我們走 Better help him. Let's go.
知道我剛才在講什么嗎? 我的天哪 Do you see what I'm talking about?Oh, my gosh.
...粘度 也許這有一點...太稠了 ...consistency.Is it maybe a little... it's too thick.
確定它太稠了? We can safely saythat's too thick?
能拿些牛奶來嗎? Will you get some milk?
拿牛奶? 菜譜上有 Get milk?See, it says milk on the recipe.
准備好了嗎? Ready?
不!就這樣 Oh, my. Oh, no!All right.
不要把它攪爛了不要把它攪爛了 Oh, don't mess it up.Don't mess it up.
謝謝你 Thank you.
我們是不是應該用機器? Shouldn't webe using a machine?
是不是有機器... 我就是機器! Isn't there a machine we can...I'm the machine!
你是我們的攪拌機? You're our machine?
好吧 就這樣吧 我們的攪拌器 All right.Come on, machine.
好吧 繼續 我們... Okay, hold on. Let's...
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